There aren’t enough people practicing the ancient art of chainsaw balancing today.

Fuzzball attempted to wake me up at 5 am again. Like lots of cats, she gets up with the sun and doesn’t pay any attention to alarm clocks.

I don’t have any caffeine in the house at all right now. This may have been a bad idea, but I’ll try going without it for a day or two and see how it works. If it doesn’t work, then the store-brand caffeinated diet pop at Kroger is about $5 for a 24-pack.