In article <86djv5$s47$3@watserv3.uwaterloo.ca>, Robin Lee Powell wrote: >thorfinn@tertius.net.au wrote: >>"... even had to open up the case and gaze upon the hallowed peace that >>graced the helpdesk that day." >> -- MegaHal, trained on the scary.devil.monastery > >What were you _thinking_, running the Monastery through an AI script? >Everyone, and I mean everyone, with spiked hair of any kind was killed >before we even knew what was happening! And the damage to the phone >system... Do you know how _big_ an etherkiller you can make if you try >really, _really_ hard? > >DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?? I did it first: "Darkly hinting of head hitting desk" -- Megahal (trained on asr), 1998-11-05 "Unfortunately, men befriend women in futile attempts to get a 3d accelerated video card thingy..." -- Megahal (trained on asr), 1998-11-05 "Delete kidneys to create license codes in the morning" -- Megahal (trained on asr), 1998-11-05 "Which you then convert to gold, non-perishable food, firearms, good liquor & a secluded hideaway in the last of the internet official protocol standards" -- Megahal (trained on asr), 1998-11-05 "I've been an avid reader of your existing bowel?" -- Megahal (trained on asr), 1998-11-05 "So i get the chance to reread my postings to asr at times, with a corresponding conservation of the almighty leviam00se, Kai Henningsen." -- Megahal (trained on asr), 1998-11-06 "I think i'll take my girlfriend to vegas for a win'98 burn/upgrade...." -- Megahal (trained on asr), 1998-11-06 Pray, dammit, on your knees, you limaceous bit of wishful thinking about "the end". -- Megahal (trained on asr), 1998-11-06 "Reviewed by my boss, my boss's boss, and my poor little millennium." -- Megahal (trained on asr), 1998-11-06 "Jesus ate my mouse" or some similar banality. -- Megahal (trained on asr), 1998-11-06 "Alas, he wouldn't let me towel him off afterwards, preferring to do that if it would run on forever?" -- Megahal (trained on asr), 1998-11-06 "Anyone out there who can transmit clues on where to find audio, video, and images with a sharp tool and put it on my left foot while being transferred to it." -- Megahal (trained on asr), 1998-11-06 "Even had to open up the case and gaze upon the hallowed peace that graced the helpdesk that day." -- Megahal (trained on asr), 1998-11-06 Putting heated bricks close to the news.admin.net-abuse.* groups. -- Megahal (trained on asr), 1998-11-06 Also note that i knew _far_ more about the people that call address mungers names like 'lusers', 'egoists' or try to make luser giraffes. -- Megahal (trained on asr), 1998-11-06 We all happened to be painfully blunt, the license library had tons of respect. -- Megahal (trained on asr), 1998-11-06 Cat hops up on sunday evenings, right after it crashed. -- Megahal (trained on asr), 1998-11-06 One erik kept seeing this and giggling like a whore on a bedpost every 10-15 sheets, and it requires the processor to work. -- Megahal (trained on asr), 1998-11-06 Hiccups, i'm not in the socket on the same theory... -- Megahal (trained on asr), 1998-11-06 Familiarity breeds facility. -- Megahal (trained on asr), 1998-11-06 "I find that anthropomorphism really doesn't help me with a place full of bugs." -- Megahal (trained on asr), 1998-11-06 -- Kirrily 'Skud' Robert - skud@netizen.com.au - http://netizen.com.au/ Real girls don't knit -- they perl script. From: Kirrily 'Skud' Robert (skud+usenet@netizen.com.au) Subject: more megahal Newsgroups: alt.sysadmin.recovery Date: 2000/01/27 It's not my fault. They dared me. This is megahal trained on Netizen's quotes file. See how many monks you can spot! K. In embracing our upwardly mobile position in the other desk ... That's ok he's a freebsd person. The vendors will probably want to be a fork lift when i see that glorious day i will look up into your dead eyes and wave. Like this. I will recommend that every person i talk to deals directly with o'reilly in the snow. He's from darwin and he has a well stocked kitchen, mini-bar, wide-screen surround sound tv with dvd player etc, top bollox stereo, sofa and a mother hubbard. As a prizewinning renaissance dancer, i'm not really in a booklet this small. I want to get up after you've broken bits off them, unless they're hepped up on lots of pcp. No, he's just *a* lionel - didn't you hear about the man who lost his left side ? He's all right now :p. Ah yes, i bet skud wasn't cunning enough to look for the day, make some strong coffee, and abandon all thoughts of any fun for that evening. Then follow these steps... Here i am, brain the size of the class and perform an interpretive dance. I am matt mcleod of the clan mcleod and i know you were so tall. You're usually horiz-- never mind. Well, that depends... Are users ever going to lodge a complaint of discrimination-of-disabled-penguins on the shopping list at this age. Wait till everyone's gone home for the phb to thump holocaine. RMS once emailed me and told me 'that's a good idea'. I don't remember what the idea was, but apparently it was the camel that broke the straw's back. What you should have told Kate Lundy is that we insult microsoft. As well. I didn't know you haven't read the course notes either but at least i'm sitting in something purple now. There's a hole in my lap at the mike and be weird at people for money. I have every excuse for getting electrocuted while working on a stake. $30,000 If we have a mutual prodding relationship between thorfy and morg... I'll reword that. Yes, it's old enough to look for the phb to thump holocaine. I'm sorry, it was there. I meant to put it in the dynamic and exciting world of netizen for $20,000? Renee, if you were any better, we wouldn't have to break off a head. We're about to check whether fuck me satan is a pocket protector. Do you think we can lock the flack in a national party convention. It goes under 'strengths' as 'we see things from different angles' and under 'weaknesses' as 'we see things from different angles' and under 'weaknesses' as 'we see things from different angles' and under 'weaknesses' as 'we wear chickens on our heads'. I've got a vegetarian who doesn't like fresh vegies and a bucket of semolina! Thorf, if it's not a goth, i'm a hippy! Benno, i wasn't in any noisy, noxious, immoral or offensive manner. People don't tend to get paid. I went to edit my info to change system administrator type dude to porn star for hire, but all i got was a threat. -- Kirrily 'Skud' Robert - skud@netizen.com.au - http://netizen.com.au/ What are you doing wrong with our bug-free product?